This Crazy Beagle is feeling deep today. So that being the case, this beagle will share the following video with meaningful dog quotes for your enjoyment.  What is your favorite dog quote?

Enjoy the followng funny dog quotes.  These dog quotes show how valuable us dog really are!

• “If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two.” –Phil Pastoret
• “Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.” — Unknown
• “Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx
• “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” — Gene Hill
• “If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.” — Unknown
• “Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! “– Anne Tyler
• “There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” — Ben Williams

Sonic the Crazy Beagle shares some funny dog quotes.  Please take the time to read them and smile and think.

“I am I because my little dog knows me” – Gertrude Stein

“Scratch a dog and you will find a permanent job.” - Franklin P Jones

“The dog wags his tail not for you, but for your bread” – Portuguese proverb

“Outside of a dog, a man’s best friend is a book. Inside the dog, it’s too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx

“A dog desires more affection than his dinner. – well almost” – Charlotte Grey

“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” – Samuel Butler

“If a dog’s prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky.” – Proverb

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” - Christopher Morley

“Snoopy didn’t start off being a Beagle. It’s just that ‘beagle’ is a funny word.” – Charles M. Schulz

“The more people I meet the more I like my dog.” - Unknown

This Crazy Beagle thought I would share some smiles with funny dog quotes.  Read them and enjoy!

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. ~ Aldous Huxley

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window! ~ Steve Bluestone

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ~ Lewis Grizzard (There is another quote concerning dogsled but this blog is PG)

There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog and ready money. – ~ Ben Franklin.

They say the dog is man’s best friend. I don’t believe that. How many of your friends have you neutered? – ~ Larry Reeb

I went to an exclusive kennel club. It was very exclusive. There was a sign out front: “No Dogs Allowed.” ~ Phil Foster

He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas. – ~ Ben Franklin

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~ Mark Twain