This is part five of the ultimate dog wisdom, “100+ Reasons for a Girl to Choose a Dog…and Not a Man,” as shared by the Crazy Beagle. Once you read through them, you will find them very convincing. Enjoy!
A dog is less likely to leave a filthy, stinking mess for you to clear up.
For a dog, a wet nose is a sign of GOOD health.
Men are even less useful for testing cosmetics on.
Dogs don’t wolf-whistle.
There are still thousands of totally undomesticated dogs in Australia; but far more undomesticated men.
Your dog will never refer to you as “a bitch.”
In disaster films, the dog is always far more likely to have a miraculous escape.
Dogs do not waste money betting on the dogs.
You can stop dogs getting too randy by throwing a bucket or water over them.
All the best clips on ‘You’ve Been Framed’ are the ones with dogs in.
The Crazy Beagle says Happy Monday to all of my fellow dogs and beagles! No matter what challenges you face out in the dog world today, please apply the following dog wisdom in your journeys!
“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies.” — Gene Hill
“In dog years I’m dead” — Unknown
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.” — Dave Barry
“I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.” — Penny Ward Moser
“The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.” — Danish Proverb
“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx.
“The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.” — Michael Friedman
“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” — Aldous Huxley
“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” — Robert Benchley
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” — Sue Murphy
Here’s a bit of dog wisdom to start your weekend. The Crazy Beagle presents “All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from My Dog.” Enjoy!
If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.
If at first you don’t succeed, beg.
Don’t go out without I.D.
Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.
Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
Always give people a friendly greeting.
When you do something wrong, always take responsibility for it (as soon as you’re dragged out from under the bed).
If it’s not wet and sloppy, it’s not a real kiss.
* My Dog’s Philosophy of Life: “Life is short; bite hard” and “If you have a problem, sleep on it, and then sleep on it some more.” (This is my personal favorite)
Sonic the Crazy Beagle shares some funny dog quotes. Please take the time to read them and smile and think.
“I am I because my little dog knows me” – Gertrude Stein
“Scratch a dog and you will find a permanent job.” - Franklin P Jones
“The dog wags his tail not for you, but for your bread” – Portuguese proverb
“Outside of a dog, a man’s best friend is a book. Inside the dog, it’s too dark to read.” - Groucho Marx
“A dog desires more affection than his dinner. – well almost” – Charlotte Grey
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” – Samuel Butler
“If a dog’s prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky.” – Proverb
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” - Christopher Morley
“Snoopy didn’t start off being a Beagle. It’s just that ‘beagle’ is a funny word.” – Charles M. Schulz
“The more people I meet the more I like my dog.” - Unknown
Posted August 23, 2011 
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