If you noticed, you may not have, The Adventures of Sonic the Crazy Beagle blog has been down the past few days.   We were switching our hosting services and transferring files.

Now Sonic the Crazy Beagle is back!!!  This is one beagle who is feeling good about the change.  My valued readers will see improvements in our blog.  Come on back and see us, you hear!

As I sat on my bed watching President Obama’s State of the Union address talking about unity, it suddenly hit me that he forgot to talk about us beagles.  Putting aside the fact that he picked another dog to be the White House pet, from my perceptive, here’s what he should have talked about during the State of Union address:

• Bipartisan Relationships – For years, I have been reaching out to the cats in our neighborhood on issues such as sidewalk sharing, poop disposal, territorial rights, etc. and they have ignored my “olive branch.”  President Obama needs to hold my fellow cats to actively seek change instead of their “just say no” policy.
• Job Loss – I have been working harder than ever.  However, I still feel that I may lose my job as protector of the household to an alarm system built in China.  I am already a “green” job employee since I already work at recycling my food and “adding nutrients to the earth.”  Lets see an alarm system do that.
• Health Care –   I feel that my owners should bring me to the vet whenever I want to go.  As I grow older, I also have additional health concerns that the pet insurance companies may treat as a “pre-existing condition.”  Who is there to protect us from the pet insurance companies?



• Terrorism –   As a beagle, we don’t need to worry about exploding pants on airplanes.  However, I am terrorized by pit bulls in the neighborhood.  If there is a need for profiling, then pit bulls are the perfect example for terrorist profiling.  President Obama, keep my neighborhood safe!
• “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” – President Obama mentioned that he would fight to repeal “don’t ask, don’t tell.”  I serve my owner well.  When I urinate with all four paws on the ground as opposed to one leg to the sky, I hear the other dogs whispering and I feel the pain.  Just because I am neutered and urinate a different way doesn’t mean I can’t be a great beagle!  I can do my job just as well, if not better, than any other beagle.  Plus my owner loves me for who I am and I am just fine with that!

I am just saying, if President Obama could just do a follow-up on his State of the Union address to discuss his canine friends, it would greatly be appreciated.  What do you think?

The Crazy Beagle just recovered from a partying New Year’s party.  As you can see, I still have a bit of a hangover.  I am looking to have one dog of a year in 2009!

Have a Great 2009 and Beyond!

infinite XOXO(smooches and licks)

The Adventures of the Crazy Beagle

Happy Holidays from the Crazy Beagle!

I hope that the holidays brought all the good things you deserve.

As you can see from the pictures, the Crazy Beagle is in doggie heaven.  I received just what I wanted.  I received a puzzle with by my hero…Scooby Doo, the game “Fact or Crap (perfect, since I do a lot of that), and Mastermind so that I can take over control from my owner (they don’t know it yet).

infinite XOXO(smooches and licks)

The Crazy Beagle