Barack Obama: Ten Reasons to Pick Sonic The Crazy Beagle as the Family Dog!
Posted January 12, 2009 
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Barack Obama is close to choosing a family dog. Sources state that the choice is between a Labradoodle and a Portuguese water hound. Good choices, but Sonic the Crazy Beagle would have been a better choice.
Not that I would want to leave my present cushy location, but the White House? It’s no comparison. Here are ten reasons Barack Obama and family should choose me:
- I sleep a lot and wouldn’t get in the way
- Did I say I sleep a lot and wouldn’t get in the way?
- I would bark like crazy when Bill Clinton tries to sneak back into the White House fridge
- I would keep Hillary Clinton away from the red phone at 3 a.m. in the morning
- I can make sure George Bush doesn’t leave any beer cans behind when he leaves
- I would bark every time Barack tries to smoke in the White House
- I am cool yet strong like Barack
- I am fun to play with
- I am entertaining
- I can be trained to stand on my back two legs (or whatever else you would like) every time I hear “Yes We Can!”
So Barack and family, don’t make the choice without considering Sonic the Crazy Beagle. I leave it in your capable hands.
infinite XOXO(smooches and licks)
The Crazy Beagle just recovered from a partying New Year’s party. As you can see, I still have a bit of a hangover. I am looking to have one dog of a year in 2009!
