This is part five of the ultimate dog wisdom, “100+ Reasons for a Girl to Choose a Dog…and Not a Man,” as shared by the Crazy Beagle.  Once you read through them, you will find them very convincing.  Enjoy!

1. A dog is less likely to leave a filthy, stinking mess for you to clear up.
2. For a dog, a wet nose is a sign of GOOD health.
3. Men are even less useful for testing cosmetics on.
4. Dogs don’t wolf-whistle.
5. There are still thousands of totally undomesticated dogs in Australia; but far more undomesticated men.
6. Your dog will never refer to you as “a bitch.”
7. In disaster films, the dog is always far more likely to have a miraculous escape.
8. Dogs do not waste money betting on the dogs.
9. You can stop dogs getting too randy by throwing a bucket or water over them.
10. All the best clips on ‘You’ve Been Framed’ are the ones with dogs in.

You see, this Crazy Beagle has you thinking.

This Crazy Beagle is feeling deep today. So that being the case, this beagle will share the following video with meaningful dog quotes for your enjoyment.  What is your favorite dog quote?

Enjoy the followng funny dog quotes.  These dog quotes show how valuable us dog really are!

• “If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two.” –Phil Pastoret
• “Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.” — Unknown
• “Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx
• “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” — Gene Hill
• “If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.” — Unknown
• “Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! “– Anne Tyler
• “There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” — Ben Williams