The Crazy Beagle Presents: All I Need to Know about Life I Learned from My Dog
Good morning my fellow dogs and beagles!
Here’s a bit of dog wisdom to start your weekend. The Crazy Beagle presents “All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from My Dog.” Enjoy!
- If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.
- If at first you don’t succeed, beg.
- Don’t go out without I.D.
- Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.
- Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
- Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
- Always give people a friendly greeting.
- When you do something wrong, always take responsibility for it (as soon as you’re dragged out from under the bed).
- If it’s not wet and sloppy, it’s not a real kiss.
* My Dog’s Philosophy of Life: “Life is short; bite hard” and “If you have a problem, sleep on it, and then sleep on it some more.” (This is my personal favorite)

Posted July 30, 2011
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