The Crazy Beagle says no to the Royal Wedding with Prince William and Kate Middleton.  With all the millions spent on The Royal Wedding, I have a better use for all of that money.  Kate Middleton, forget about Prince William and marry the Crazy Beagle!  You know you will be happy with the Crazy Beagle. 

The following are the top ten reasons why Kate Middleton should marry the Crazy Beagle instead of Prince William:

1. I have my full head of hair
2. I don’t have to mind my manners
3. We don’t have to worry about the Queen Mother and her hand waving
4. You don’t have to worry about putting on appearances for your royal father-in-law and his wife
5. You don’t have to worry about Fergie selling access to me
6. The food bill will substantially be smaller
7. I don’t have to worry about where I go the bathroom
8. You don’t have to worry about people putting on Nazi costumes
9. You can rub my belly and I will show you my appreciation
10. I will always lick your face without worrying about protocol

Kate Middleton, the Crazy Beagle is here for you.  We look so happy together.  Don’t make the mistake with Prince William.  You know they say that once you go beagle you never go back.

All kidding aside, I know it will never happen between Kate and Me.  Prince William and Kate Middleton, have a Great Royal Wedding!