The Royal Wedding: The Crazy Beagle Says No to Prince William and Kate Middleton

PrinceWilliamandKate 003a 300x168 The Royal Wedding: The Crazy Beagle Says No to Prince William and Kate MiddletonThe Crazy Beagle says no to the Royal Wedding with Prince William and Kate Middleton.  With all the millions spent on The Royal Wedding, I have a better use for all of that money.  Kate Middleton, forget about Prince William and marry the Crazy Beagle!  You know you will be happy with the Crazy Beagle. 

The following are the top ten reasons why Kate Middleton should marry the Crazy Beagle instead of Prince William:

  1. I have my full head of hair
  2. I don’t have to mind my manners
  3. We don’t have to worry about the Queen Mother and her hand waving
  4. You don’t have to worry about putting on appearances for your royal father-in-law and his wife
  5. You don’t have to worry about Fergie selling access to me
  6. The food bill will substantially be smaller
  7. I don’t have to worry about where I go the bathroom
  8. You don’t have to worry about people putting on Nazi costumes
  9. You can rub my belly and I will show you my appreciation
  10. I will always lick your face without worrying about protocol

Kate Middleton, the Crazy Beagle is here for you.  We look so happy together.  Don’t make the mistake with Prince William.  You know they say that once you go beagle you never go back.

All kidding aside, I know it will never happen between Kate and Me.  Prince William and Kate Middleton, have a Great Royal Wedding!

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The Crazy Beagle Recommends Great Pet and Beagle Art!

The Crazy Beagle stumbled upon a great site for pet art called Animal Grace at www.animalgrace.net. The artist, Mark Shields, produces and sells high quality art to satisfy your desire for excellence and show your love for your dog or cat. His dog and cat art are individually handmade in Mark’s studio. His qualify artwork is handcrafted on a very small scale, one piece at a time.

Here is an example of Mark’s quality artwork highlighting beagles.

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To see more of Mark’s artwork, go to Pet Artwork.

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IKEA Doggie High Chair? Really?

I just heard about the IKEA Doggie High Chair. Really??? Watch the video and see for yourself. This type of stuff drives the Crazy Beagle to question his fellow dogs. All I can say is eat your food like a real dog: in a bowl off the floor. That is how real dogs take their meals.

The IKEA Doggie High Chair video does make it look tempting.  My fellow dogs, don’t me weak!  Resist the chair!

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Which Dog Wins the NCAA Basketball Final?

The big game is tonight.  March Madness ends tonight with the NCAA Men’s Basketball Final game between the UCONN Huskies and the Butler Bulldogs. 

The final should be a real nail bitter between two quality dogs bulling on the bone to see who wins the prize of best team in the land.  What is your prediction on who will win the championship, the Huskies or the Bulldogs?

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It Will Be a Dog Fight Between the Huskies and Bulldogs in NCAA Men’s Basketball Final!!!

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Now the dogs will rule the NCAA final game. It’s the Butler Bulldogs vs. the UCONN Huskies. Who will be the top dog Monday night? It will come down to the guards and which dog can protect their doghouse best.

It’s time for the crazy beagle’s prediction. I am predicting that the Butler Bulldogs beat the UCONN Huskies, 58-55, in the final game.

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