Sonic the Crazy Beagle: My 10 New Year’s Resolutions for 2011!
I know I have been good, I know I have been bad, and I know this beagle has always been crazy. Now that 2011 will be a better year because of the first ever Sonic the Crazy Beagle 2011 Resolutions. The following is my list of changes I will change for 2011:
Resolution #1 – I will promise to stay out to garbage. I am above that for 2011
Resolution #2 – I will eat better. I know my owners are talking about going all natural for their food and my dog food.
Resolution #3 – I will not run off should my owner lose control of my lease. The last time I escaped he didn’t even run after me. I am a little concerned.
Resolution #4 – I will know my place and not beg. I will let my owners eat in peace.
Resolution #5 – I will not lick myself in public anymore.
Resolution #6 – I will do a better job of “holding it” until the morning. Sometimes I get a little lazy and let it go in the middle of the night.
Resolution #7 – I will do a better job of letting my owners know when I need to go outside.
Resolution #8 – I promise not to try to slip by my owner when he opens the door to talk with someone.
Resolution #9 – I promise not to bark for no reason. It is just the crazy beagle coming out of me.
Resolution #10 – I will do a better job showing how excited I am when the owner and his family come home.
Now it is time for this crazy beagle to “walk the talk.” This beagle will keep you posted.
Sonic the Crazy Beagle wishes you a Happy New Year!

Posted December 31, 2010
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