Sonic The Crazy Beagle’s New Year Resolutions

ListToDo01 Sonic The Crazy Beagles New Year ResolutionsAs I was basking in the sunlight coming through the window, I was thinking about some resolutions I could come up with to make my dog life and other’s lives better. I came up with my top ten list:

  1. I promise not to lick myself in public or in front of guests.
  2. I promise not to bark while my owner’s parents are on business telephone calls.
  3. I promise to always bark or let my owners know when I need to go “potty.”
  4. I promise not to make my owner take me upstairs to her room and instantly want to go back downstairs to go “potty” as soon as I am in her room.
  5. I promise to take my “drugs” in a timely fashion (Yes, some of us need a few drugs to make it through the day).
  6. I promise to always wag my tail and stick my tongue out whenever my owner comes home.
  7. I promise not to sneak onto the sofa and sleep at night.
  8. I promise not to sneak a poop in a hidden place (hey, let those judging me who didn’t sneak a poop during their lifetime cast the first poop).
  9. I promise to take better pictures and videos (I have been taking glamour classes).
  10. I promise never to growl late at night when my owner wants to take me out.


It work in progress and I am sure there is more to come. What are some resolutions you wish your dog would apply? Let me know what you think.

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Help! I Fell Off the Wagon: Sonic the Mad Dog

In the previous post, I promised not to be grumpy and be more mellow.  Well…I fell off the wagon.  I woke up possessed because of the cold weather.  I hate going potty when it is cold outside.  I know my owner hates it even more when she has to take me outside. I promise I will get back on the wagon and be mellow tomorrow.
 Help!  I Fell Off the Wagon:  Sonic the Mad Dog

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Happy New Year and I Will Change My Ways!

Happy New Year!!! I hope all my beagle friends and their owners had a safe, healthy, and happy New Year. I now we are all looking forward to wagging our tail in 2010.

I of my goals for 2010 is not to wake up like this. I never like it when I feel grumpy.

 Happy New Year and I Will Change My Ways!

For 2010, I prefer to wake up like this. I feel much better and my owners like it much better.

 Happy New Year and I Will Change My Ways!

Again, lets bark big time and have a great 2010!

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